I do have a bible, but it is called HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy* ;) That other book was only useful to make fun of the very extremely annoying pushing people who wanted to push some silly opinion they had onto one. Those people tend to ignore the cooler (read: "evil") parts of the book they always say to love so much ;)
I love the part about "how to learn to fly" :)
I fear, since I came here you have off topic-day... ;)
Salome